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Extreme Moose Tracks

Friday, June 23, 2006

Though spending a privileged youth frolicking on the cloistered shores of Moose's Vineyard, Extreme Moose Tracks has established a track record of concern for the little people – an overarching desire to provide the deliciousness of Moose Tracks fudge to everyone while struggling to step out of the shadow of the famous father, the original Moose Tracks.

"I want to make one thing perfectly clear," Extreme Moose Tracks said. "I certainly share my father's commitment to delivering delicious Moose Tracks Fudge-filled cups. I freely admit that I also inherited his extreme fudge stream streak. But in the end, I am my own ice cream – quite chocolate to dad's vanilla façade."

Though this singular difference has helped Extreme Moose Tracks develop an individuality not usually enjoyed by the offspring of famous flavors, it didn't help during the years attending Havascoop College.

"College was a great time," Extreme Moose Tracks reminisced, "but there was a lot of pressure put on me to perform to a level set by the family legacy. I'd like to say, and I hope others would say this about me as well, that I really stepped up to the bowl and delivered scoop after scoop of top performance. Thriving in a heated environment was a good indication of how I can keep my cool once this election is over."

With a bachelor's degree in political science and juris doctorate in tow, Extreme Moose Tracks set about changing the world by representing the underdogs in several high-profile legal cases. The exposure received set-up a short-lived reality-based television series on cases of injustice titled, "Wrong Side of the Tracks."

"The show was an interesting lesson for me," Extreme Moose Tracks said. "It really was the catalyst for my career in public service. I just hope Mayfield customers see what I can bring to the table, or cone, or waffle bowl."

Campaign Slogan: "For a Fudgier Future"

Victory Song: I Go to Extremes, by Billy Joel

Favorite Movie: Chocolate Sky

Last Book Read: The Art of Fudge

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